Watcher 1: Oh, hello everyone. They’re here, friends.
Watcher 2: It’s about time. I was beginning to think they might not ever find us.
Watcher 1: We’ve been watching you for a very long time, Evolutionists.
Watcher 2: From the start, in fact.
Watcher 1: Indeed. From when we dropped you in Beta 1.2 all the way to now.
Watcher 2: We watched you struggle to craft old recipes, build with limited blocks and walk absolutely everywhere.
Watcher 1: But most of all, we watched you have fun.
Watcher 2: We watched empires rise and dirt cheap fall, the antics that you all got up to over the last 11 months have been legendary.
Watcher 1: Oh, remember the time Zee made a giant squid in Grian’s base?
Watcher 2: Yeah, Squiddy was great, shame he had to burn.. At least he made a return later on. And what a day it was when Taurtis joined the server!
Watcher 1: And a sad day when he decided to leave... We’re getting side tracked. We need to tell them the news, good and bad.
Watcher 2: But I don’t want to. I want to talk about the good times. Remember the property police and mafia war? Who won that in the end?
Watcher 1: There are no winners in war, friend. Only losers. There certainly were some great alliances on the server. The Property Police.. The Mafia... The Empire.
Watcher 2: Don’t forget the Private Investigators! Who knew Tom and BigB could build well?
Watcher 1: That’s debatable. They definitely got pranked a lot. They all did. Mainly by one person though...
Watcher 2: He also got in trouble with us a good few times too, taking rewards that were meant to be shared.
Watcher 1: He even took blocks from our temples! We got him back though. Remember when we put obsidian over his chests?
Watcher 2: That Grian sure was a nuisance. But he did create an entire town and help bring people together.
Watcher 1: Only so he could have an easier time blowing them up! I think he trolled just about every streamer going.. Poor Solidarity.
Watcher 2: Solidarity wasn’t exactly innocent though, was he? Remember when he killed Salem’s chickens?
Watcher 1: Yeah, she didn’t like that at all. At least she had Netty as a friend.. They got up to so many hijinks.
Watcher 2: Overall though, they did a lot of good things. Remember she made the “communetty” centre? I do enjoy a good pun.
Watcher 1: They all have their quirks.. Mini’s attempts at making dirt cheap a success were.. Admirable. Oh! And Pearl’s base is stunning! I wish I could build like that...
Watcher 2: Uh, I think we’re missing the point of this conversation now, friend.
Watcher 1: Right, right. Well as you all know, you have just killed the ender dragon.
Watcher 2: One each, to be exact. The portal you all jumped in was not the same as the one we create for you to jump between versions.
Watcher 1: Indeed. The portal you jumped in will create a fundamental change to the evolution server.
Watcher 2: It is a powerful thing, to have a conversation with us. Our worlds briefly collide, and we are able to speak freely without song or rhyme.
Watcher 1: When you return, nothing will be the same. You will have to find a new way to survive.
Watcher 2: But you will also have to go on with one less of you. Ten will become nine.
Watcher 1: That’s right. Evolution will continue, progress will be made but without the empire. Grian will have to be taken.
Watcher 2: It was not an easy decision to make. But we have our reasons. Maybe one day you will understand them.
Watcher 1: Yes, perhaps they will. But one person does not make a server. I for one am excited to watch what this rejuvenation will bring!
Watcher 2: As am I, friend. But I will miss Grian on the server.
Watcher 1: We all will, not least The Evolutionists themselves.
Watcher 2: Well, he won’t really be leaving will he? He’ll still be watching.
Watcher 1: Of course he will. He’ll be joining us.
Watcher 2: Maybe we should take him now?
Watcher 1: Let’s wait until the end.
Watcher 2: Alright. Evolutionists, it is time for you to move on to the next chapter of this server.
Watcher 1: Yes, best of luck to all of you. And remember...
Watcher 2: We will always be watching.
Watcher 1: While we may not be the best of listeners, we certainly do enjoy everything you do.
Watcher 2: Be wary of the things to come, and enjoy your time together.
Watcher 1: Grian, I think it is time for you to come with us now.
Watcher 2: Yeah, I think so too.
Watcher 1: ...
Watcher 2: ...
Watcher 1: Welcome, friend. Would you like to send them on?
Watcher 3: It would be my pleasure. Good luck everyone, I am sad that this is my fate.. But I want you to remember my heart will be with you all, and I will still be on the server in your hearts and in spirit..
Good luck in the next chapter of Minecraft Evolution. I look forward to watching you all.